I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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