i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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