im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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