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(305): View more from Florida

Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.

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(208): View more from Idaho

We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever

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(330): View more from Ohio

It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown

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(907): View more from Alaska

She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"

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(972): View more from Texas

My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.

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(718): View more from New York

you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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(415): View more from California

so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again

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(913): View more from Kansas

I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.

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