glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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