u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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