I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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