where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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