Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
be right there i have to get my cape
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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