Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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