Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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