LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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