Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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