Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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