booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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