I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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