Whod you bang
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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