The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
