i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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