I'm really into asian looking animals
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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