I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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