I have demons in me.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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