Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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