Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
