NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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