Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize
