I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i don't like sucking hair
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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