My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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