a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
