are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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