those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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