Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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