Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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