Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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