Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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