HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
