You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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