Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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