my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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