thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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