I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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