You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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