Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
