WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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