with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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