at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
