is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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