I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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I have fence marks all over my body
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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