So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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