okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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