no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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