is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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