he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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