I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
wat bout pragnant strippers??
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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